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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine

    In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

5 Types Of Pub Quiz Participants That Have No Place In Civilised Society

Belle February 24, 2023

The confident idiot –  This potato-brained-fuck loves to insist on knowing the answer to almost every question. Only problem is they hit fewer targets than a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Suspicion Raised as Group Arrives at South Beach Without Slackline Kit or Van

Belle February 24, 2023 hippie

An eerie atmosphere fell over South Beach today as a group of backpackers arrived in a regular sedan and without a slackline kit.  It was…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Joycey Credits Trashing Airline’s Entire Reputation For Half Year $1 Billion Profit

Belle February 23, 2023 Travel

The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass

Belle February 23, 2023 WA Culture

NIMBY strongholds are outraged at McGowan’s proposed amendments to allow development projects worth more than $200M to skip the local council approval stage and be…

View More Western Burbs NIMBYs Vow To Chain Themselves To Vacant Lots If Council-Circumventing Development Amendments Pass
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Major Business Deal Falls Apart After Perth Party Fails To Let Them Merge

Belle February 22, 2023

A merger between two large Australian businesses has fallen to shit today after the prospects of a successful merge became all too much for the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money

Belle February 22, 2023 FIFOWA Culture

Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…

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  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
  • Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine
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