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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Willetton devastated to learn new homeowners are only using it for its school catchment area 

Belle October 21, 2022

The suburb of Willetton got a harsh dose of reality today after getting excited over a new family choosing to make it their home. For…

View More Willetton devastated to learn new homeowners are only using it for its school catchment area 
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Garden City quietly scraps request to not be called “Garbo” after BOM rebrand disaster

Belle October 21, 2022

The Booragoon shopping centre has learned a valuable lesson from the BOM rebrand catastrophe and have quietly scrapped its plans to appeal to the public…

View More Garden City quietly scraps request to not be called “Garbo” after BOM rebrand disaster
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Perth woman shares amazing hack on how she avoided huge Sephora line in the CBD – “I just went to the Karrinyup store”

Belle October 20, 2022

 A Perth woman has sent social media into a frenzy today as she told her 200 followers about her amazing hack to avoid getting stuck…

View More Perth woman shares amazing hack on how she avoided huge Sephora line in the CBD – “I just went to the Karrinyup store”
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Outrageous sunnies tan exposes office worker who called in “sick” yesterday 

Belle October 20, 2022

Perth CBD drone, Donovan, has been absolutely stitched up by his own careless actions while pretending to be “sick” yesterday to enjoy the 30-degree day. …

View More Outrageous sunnies tan exposes office worker who called in “sick” yesterday 
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Kmart Mummy Threatens Legal Action Over Rival Stealing Bathroom Station “Hack” Idea

Belle October 20, 2022

All hell has broken loose between two local Kmart Hacks FB pages with alpha-consumer and full-time Kmart-mummy, Patricia calling in the legal eagles to deal…

View More Kmart Mummy Threatens Legal Action Over Rival Stealing Bathroom Station “Hack” Idea
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Truce between WA man and Daddy Long Legs living in his toilet enters 30th day of harmony

Belle October 19, 2022

30 days ago, a local Pholcus phalangioides decided to make WA man Nick’s toilet his new haunt. So he set up shop in the top…

View More Truce between WA man and Daddy Long Legs living in his toilet enters 30th day of harmony

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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