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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Featured Stories from the zoo

Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs

Belle September 4, 2022

A western suburbs grandma had her world blown apart when she found out over lunch today that people live in the eastern quarter of Perth. …

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Hungover Bunnings employee reckons impending gift-vouchpocalypse might break him this arvo

Belle September 4, 2022

A Bunnings employee who unwisely overindulged watching the Flagmantle game last night is currently trying to channel his inner zen ahead of today’s gift voucher…

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Featured Stories from the zoo

Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades

Belle September 2, 2022

Ted & Curly met 20 years ago after Curly set up shop on a barstool across the way from Ted’s position at the bar. From…

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perth rental scam
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Demand for Perth rentals so fierce that even property scammers are requiring references from potential victims

Belle September 2, 2022 rental

You know the Perth rental market is out of control when even scammers are requiring potential victims to jump through ridiculous red tape to even…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Burning Man Festival

Belle September 1, 2022 New AgePartyWorld

When the septic tank of self-delusion overflows everyone cops a whiff; and at this time of year those filling the world with the most shit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr YehhNahhhh

Belle September 1, 2022 Bogantradie

It’s Friday morning, so Damo rolls out of bed, checks an empty Emu can for leftovers and pontificates with his de facto, a woman that…

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