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    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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AFL’s “Pay To View” WA Games Proposal Breaks Own Record For Worst Idea Since AFLX

Belle July 19, 2022

Many didn’t think it could be done, but the AFL has managed to top their pump out a more disgusting concept than the ill-fated AFLX. …

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Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now

Belle July 19, 2022

Australia’s media giants have decided to replace their usual coverage of news with a constantly updated list of all the things that now cost a…

View More Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now
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WA Cyclists Thank e-Scooter Riders For Taking The Heat Off Them

Belle July 19, 2022

Western Australian cyclists are thanking e-Scooter riders for dethroning them as the top road & footpath pests. A title they claim they unfairly held for…

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ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth

Belle July 18, 2022

ScoMo has recently been spotted praying in Margaret Court’s church. It was originally reported that this was part of an opening ceremony.  However, evidence has…

View More ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth
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Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game

Belle July 17, 2022 mining

35-year-old project engineer Rob is facing industry-wide ridicule after failing to secure a seat in a corporate box for the Wallabies v England clash at…

View More Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game
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Dim Sum Customers Warned Not To Operate Heavy Machinery After Sunday Morning Binge

Belle July 17, 2022

A Perth dim sum restaurant has taken the extraordinary step of warning customers not to operate heavy machinery after witnessing Sunday after Sunday of egregious…

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  • Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
  • Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man
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