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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Dim Sum Customers Warned Not To Operate Heavy Machinery After Sunday Morning Binge

Belle July 17, 2022

A Perth dim sum restaurant has taken the extraordinary step of warning customers not to operate heavy machinery after witnessing Sunday after Sunday of egregious…

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FIFOcoin Remuneration Packages Offered To Entice Workers To Remote WA Mine Sites

Belle July 17, 2022

The launch of FIFOcoin is another example of the innovative ways WA is looking to solve the current skills shortage stifling progress in the state. …

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New Trial Of Cutting Edge Cameras To Target Animals Who Don’t Give Courtesy Wave On The Road

Belle July 16, 2022

WA Police are rolling out advanced new cameras that will finally be able to crack down on uncouth barbarians who don’t have the common decency…

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Crocs Encouraged For Overseas Travellers As Foot-and-Mouth Disease Found To Have Some Standards

Belle July 16, 2022

In a breakthrough discovery, the virus that causes foot-and-mouth disease has been found to resist the temptation to travel via Crocs. Showing a natural repulsion…

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WA Man Would Sooner Bring The Cattle Industry To Its Knees Than Chuck Away Thongs

Belle July 15, 2022

WA man and regular Bali holiday goer Darrel reckons the estimated $80 billion dollar hit that foot & mouth disease could cause the Australian agricultural…

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Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Getz Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man

Belle July 14, 2022

An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning.  His problems…

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  • Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
  • Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
  • Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
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