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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp 

Belle October 15, 2022

Perth has been treated to a display of raw, unadulterated masculinity as an impatient man started a fight at the boat ramp this morning.  Witnesses…

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Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight

Belle October 15, 2022

Rather than lament its clientele, Jetstar has decided to “lean into it” and install an octagon fight cage as one sees in the UFC in…

View More Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight
brownlow betting scandal
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AFL fans outraged at allegations Brownlow votes were leaked and they didn’t get the mail

Belle October 15, 2022

The Footy world has been left in shock over allegations an umpire leaked Brownlow votes to a group known to him to win a cutla…

View More AFL fans outraged at allegations Brownlow votes were leaked and they didn’t get the mail
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The Perth School Mummy

Belle October 15, 2022

When a walking bottle of Penfolds Grange breeds with a former third runner up in a Miss Universe Australia contest the result is meant to…

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Millennial wearing Blink 182 Shirt on casual Friday feels alive for the first time in 17 years

Belle October 14, 2022

It has been a whirlwind week for the 35-year-old former party animal. First, he hears that the band is getting back together and touring. Then…

View More Millennial wearing Blink 182 Shirt on casual Friday feels alive for the first time in 17 years
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Gen X admin lady reveals she’s been “quiet quitting” for decades

Belle October 14, 2022

At first, Colleen didn’t understand the concept of “quiet quitting” as the practice came so naturally to her. However, after the 1000th article she read…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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