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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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True-ish Crime

Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again

Belle August 25, 2022

Any decent crim knows the most important part of any good crime is properly disposing of incriminating evidence after the fact. It can be a…

View More Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again
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Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles

Belle August 24, 2022

If Dan has any regrets, it’s that he didn’t stay at The Pinnacles longer but his guests from over east shockingly didn’t share the same…

View More Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles
BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: annual WA daylight saving shitfight off to a good start

Belle August 23, 2022

Like clockwork, the WA media has whipped the howling populace into the annual DLS frenzy after news a Daylight Saving Bill has been drafted by,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Flagmantle fan’s plea: “tickets to a home final has been my dream ever since I started supporting them in round 11”

Belle August 22, 2022 flagmantle

A passionate disciple of the church of Flagmantle has penned a heartfelt post on social media saying he’ll do just about anything for a ticket…

View More Flagmantle fan’s plea: “tickets to a home final has been my dream ever since I started supporting them in round 11”
SPORTSBALL
Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms “Sportsball”

Belle August 21, 2022 Footy

Anna’s personality is a pneumatic drill hammering away on the Sunday morning of your soul. Her only goal in life is to penetrate your thick…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Froth Town 2022

Belle August 20, 2022

Steph is nothing like you seltzer swilling Sportsgirls. She’s a bit different. She’s into craft beer and is attending Froth Town so she can roam…

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  • Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 
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