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    Karrinyup Shopper Notices Absolutely No Difference Amid Telstra Outage

    As always, Karrinyup shoppers were blissfully unaware of the Telstra network outage today as they went about their usual days perusing goods in Perth’s most…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Telstra Manages to Make Optus Look Like a Competent Network

    A nationwide Telstra outage has done what experts previously said was not possible – it has made their rival Optus look like a competent network…

    Belle July 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out

    Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…

    Belle July 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating

    Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…

    Belle July 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    China Plays Down Pacific Missile Test as Temu’s New Ultra Express Delivery Option

    China has told its pacific allies to take a chill pill today after going through with their plans to test ballistic missiles in the region.…

    Belle July 6, 2026
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Mr Mature Aged Student

Belle March 19, 2023 Boomeruni

In a former life, David was a sales executive for a big firm, but due to certain indiscretions involving the aroma of a colleague’s chair,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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Irish tradie’s blood now legally able to be sold as Guinness halfway through St Pat’s Weekend

Belle March 18, 2023

An Irish tradie living in Perth is in the middle of a pretty full on St Pat’s Weekend. So much so that Australian regulators concede…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Police Recruit Community FB Admins To Help Tackle State’s Cop Shortage

Belle March 16, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has reached out to community FB admins to step up and finally fulfil their dream of policing their turf for…

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