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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Man stranded in Bali livid he has to spend 5 more days getting pissed in an infinity pool

Belle September 5, 2022

“Bloody Jetstar”, Damo barks as he pops the top off his 4th brekkie Bintang while releasing a relieving stream into the idyllic infinity pool. Damo’s…

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Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs

Belle September 4, 2022

A western suburbs grandma had her world blown apart when she found out over lunch today that people live in the eastern quarter of Perth. …

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Hungover Bunnings employee reckons impending gift-vouchpocalypse might break him this arvo

Belle September 4, 2022

A Bunnings employee who unwisely overindulged watching the Flagmantle game last night is currently trying to channel his inner zen ahead of today’s gift voucher…

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Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades

Belle September 2, 2022

Ted & Curly met 20 years ago after Curly set up shop on a barstool across the way from Ted’s position at the bar. From…

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Demand for Perth rentals so fierce that even property scammers are requiring references from potential victims

Belle September 2, 2022 rental

You know the Perth rental market is out of control when even scammers are requiring potential victims to jump through ridiculous red tape to even…

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Mr Burning Man Festival

Belle September 1, 2022 New AgePartyWorld

When the septic tank of self-delusion overflows everyone cops a whiff; and at this time of year those filling the world with the most shit…

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