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    Transperth tells Freo fans to get to traino now to ensure they make it in time for tomorrow’s game

    Transperth has told Freo fans that if they don’t want to miss the first quarter of tomorrow’s final against Hawthorn they’d better get to the…

    Belle September 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo Supporter Scrapes Off “Flagmantle” Tatt After A Pre Season and Round 1

Belle March 19, 2023

A passionate Flagmantle supporter has absolutely cracked the shits today after his beloved team failed to secure a first round win against St Kilda. Reacting…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

AusPost Enlist Jehovah’s Witnesses To Ensure Every Door Gets A Thorough Knock

Belle March 19, 2023

AusPost continues to battle thousands of complaints a day that their delivery contractors aren’t even bothering to attempt a parcel delivery. Which many online-shopping addicts…

View More AusPost Enlist Jehovah’s Witnesses To Ensure Every Door Gets A Thorough Knock
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Mr Mature Aged Student

Belle March 19, 2023 Boomeruni

In a former life, David was a sales executive for a big firm, but due to certain indiscretions involving the aroma of a colleague’s chair,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East

Belle March 19, 2023 WA Culture

“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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