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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Ms. Canggu Bali

Belle August 27, 2022

For Tiffany, the most important part of a Bali holiday is making sure her social media following thinks it’s a paid influencer, modelling bullshit kinda…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr “I’m Gonna Send It”

Belle August 26, 2022 Entertainment

It was a cold Saturday morning that Jai’s misso gave him the ultimatum – it’s either sending it or me. Jai had faint memories of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Southern Balga residents request another rebrand after the success of Westminster

Belle August 25, 2022

With the median house price in Westminster a cool $40k higher than their former bedfellow Balga, you can see why residents near the Balga/Westminster border…

View More Southern Balga residents request another rebrand after the success of Westminster
True-ish Crime

Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again

Belle August 25, 2022

Any decent crim knows the most important part of any good crime is properly disposing of incriminating evidence after the fact. It can be a…

View More Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again
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Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles

Belle August 24, 2022

If Dan has any regrets, it’s that he didn’t stay at The Pinnacles longer but his guests from over east shockingly didn’t share the same…

View More Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles
BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: annual WA daylight saving shitfight off to a good start

Belle August 23, 2022

Like clockwork, the WA media has whipped the howling populace into the annual DLS frenzy after news a Daylight Saving Bill has been drafted by,…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
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