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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Diner en Blanc

Belle November 20, 2022

While Anthony thought he was dressed like P Diddy at a #whitelivesmatter function, in reality, he paid $200 in rental costs to look like a…

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Qatar World Cup beer ban shocks fans as they wonder how Budweiser managed to meet a recognised definition of beer

Belle November 19, 2022

Qatar’s decision to ban the sale of froffs at World Cup games has caused mass confusion in the soccer world with many questioning how Budweiser…

View More Qatar World Cup beer ban shocks fans as they wonder how Budweiser managed to meet a recognised definition of beer
BREAKING NEWS

Winter returns for the most unwanted comeback tour of 2022

Belle November 18, 2022

Storming into Perth for an impromptu yet totally unwanted comeback tour, winter has returned for an encore that no one asked for. Stunning audiences with…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth man reckons farmers in the middle of harvest would love the rain in his Belmont garden

Belle November 17, 2022

According to Matt, the WA farming community, many of who are in the middle of harvest season, will be over the moon at the 2mm…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

Davo from Kwinana defies Uncle Chen to smoke while on a 72-hour shift down a mine like he reckons he did in the good ol days

Belle November 16, 2022

Davo an ex-FIFO worker from Kwinana, has laughed at viral footage of Chinese long-distance runner, Uncle Chen, completing a marathon while choofing down darts along…

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4 other offences you’ll (probably) get away with until the Police pay dispute is resolved

Belle November 16, 2022

To force the WA Government to give them a pay increase the police may consider blocking speed cameras and handing out cautions for speeding &…

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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