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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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The West Coast Eagles Fan 2022

Belle August 7, 2022 Footy

When times were good, Thomas bled blue & yellow like a hemophilic royal with high cholesterol. A true wait-awhile-crocodile that basked gloriously on the sunny…

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Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade

Belle August 7, 2022

Perth is preparing to harness a green yet sadly nonrenewable source of energy today. Setting up powerful batteries to collect the raw energy generated every…

View More Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade
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Baysie Bridge to release a short but compelling guide to the best places to get a feed in Perf

Belle August 7, 2022

Baysie’s long-awaited culinary guide to Perf has the foodies absolutely salivating. After a long career of feeding on the finest in height-haute cuisine.  A spokesperson…

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WA country footy player manages to kick a bag despite only getting in 4 pre-game froffs

Belle August 6, 2022

A regional WA footy club held grave concerns for their star full-forward after he announced that he was too hungover to slam down his usual…

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Perth man finally feeling grounded after unnecessary spoiler modification on shitbox 

Belle August 6, 2022

Dayson has been a low budget car enthusiast for most of his life but never truly felt like he fit into the car scene. His…

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Community Facebook group torn apart over laugh react on admin’s post

Belle August 5, 2022

An outer northern suburban FB page is still picking up the pieces after outright chaos erupted yesterday when a new member “laugh reacted” admin’s post. …

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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