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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property

Belle November 6, 2022

A 150-year-old Aussie Eucalyptus tree has issued a grovelling apology to the buyers of a house that it, unfortunately, lives in front of and obscures…

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Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show

Belle November 5, 2022

Let’s make one thing clear, Macka isn’t merely attending the Perth 4WD & Adventure Show in the capacity of some pleb. He’s bestowing his presence…

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Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 

Belle November 4, 2022

The countdown is on until Gosnell’s man Tim is no longer welcome around playgrounds, schools, or daycare centres on account of the seedy ‘stache forming…

View More Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 
BREAKING NEWS

REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA

Belle November 3, 2022

The highest reaches of the WA Government were scrambling to keep costing data secret after the successful transportation of WA’s favourite long boi, Inkosi the…

View More REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA
BREAKING NEWS

Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 

Belle November 3, 2022

CHOICE’s Shonky Awards are meant to be a badge of dishonour but Qantas is taking any awkward they can get right now. Conceding that they…

View More Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 
BREAKING NEWS

SOR’s first pub car park shadow boxing tournament an uncontested hit 

Belle November 3, 2022 SOR

Organisers of the first SOR Pub Car Park Shadow Boxing tournament have declared the event an “uncontested hit” after 10 of SOR’s fiercest closing time…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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