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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now

Belle July 19, 2022

Australia’s media giants have decided to replace their usual coverage of news with a constantly updated list of all the things that now cost a…

View More Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now
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WA Cyclists Thank e-Scooter Riders For Taking The Heat Off Them

Belle July 19, 2022

Western Australian cyclists are thanking e-Scooter riders for dethroning them as the top road & footpath pests. A title they claim they unfairly held for…

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ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth

Belle July 18, 2022

ScoMo has recently been spotted praying in Margaret Court’s church. It was originally reported that this was part of an opening ceremony.  However, evidence has…

View More ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth
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Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game

Belle July 17, 2022 mining

35-year-old project engineer Rob is facing industry-wide ridicule after failing to secure a seat in a corporate box for the Wallabies v England clash at…

View More Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game
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Dim Sum Customers Warned Not To Operate Heavy Machinery After Sunday Morning Binge

Belle July 17, 2022

A Perth dim sum restaurant has taken the extraordinary step of warning customers not to operate heavy machinery after witnessing Sunday after Sunday of egregious…

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FIFOcoin Remuneration Packages Offered To Entice Workers To Remote WA Mine Sites

Belle July 17, 2022

The launch of FIFOcoin is another example of the innovative ways WA is looking to solve the current skills shortage stifling progress in the state. …

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  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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