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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Gluten Intolerance

Belle November 3, 2022 FoodNew AgePseudo Science

Many years ago, Celeste moved to the bohemian backstreets of South Fremantle. Her fiendish penchant for pingas and darts was replaced by Bikram Yoga and…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth giraffe Inkosi “fending it off with a stick” after flexing his 6151 postcode to SA hick Giraffes

Belle November 2, 2022

The boy from WA is apparently making waves in Monarto after rolling in strong with his big smoke ways. By all accounts, the South Australian…

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BREAKING NEWS

Boss who spends Monday morning golfing and Friday arvo pissed questions work ethic of his plebs wanting a 4 day working week

Belle November 2, 2022

A WA boss who describes himself on Linkedin as the kind of guy who leads from the front and weathers the storm with his crew…

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Featured Hot Takes

The best of Halloween around Perf

Belle November 1, 2022

Thanks to the ever-unifying powers of the internet, Halloween has become another day to howl and fling shit at each other like the online-apes we…

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BREAKING NEWS

Crown Perth introduces new door tag after the Virat Kohli incident

Belle October 31, 2022

Crown Perth truly have egg on its face after footage emerged of a contractor filming inside Virat Kohli’s hotel room today. Things came to a…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

The Aussie Halloween Hater

Belle October 31, 2022

For Brett, getting slightly more drunk than usual on certain days of the year is all the tradition Australia needs. Every Halloween his mood is…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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