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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Transport Authority To Raise Funds By Selling Creepy Cockburn Faces As NFTs

Belle February 10, 2022

The Transport Authority has had a truly inspired idea to raise well-needed funds for some shit or rather by dipping their toes in the highly…

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Mrs Lululemon

Belle February 9, 2022

Lululemon – for when you want to fool people into thinking your toned arse is due to fitness and not smashing your kid’s dexies like…

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Perth Snowboarder Who Spent One Season In 2018 Off His Face Reckons He Could’ve Made Olympics

Belle February 9, 2022

Perth amateur snowboarder, Tobz, reckons he was on track for the 2022 Winter Olympics after after just one season on the Canadian slopes.  Tobz was…

View More Perth Snowboarder Who Spent One Season In 2018 Off His Face Reckons He Could’ve Made Olympics
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Positive Cases Permitted To Complete Isolation Period In Cheap Tuesday Fuel Queue

Belle February 8, 2022

WA’s CHO has declared that anyone testing positive to COVID via a PCR or RAT is permitted to serve their full isolation period within their…

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Mr “It Is What It Is”

Belle February 8, 2022

Dan has successfully avoided any career, personal or emotional development with the aid of his favourite life philosophies – “toughen up princess”, “if you don’t…

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WA Man Suffering Severe Bali Withdrawal Tells Barista His Name Is “Boss”

Belle February 7, 2022

In scenes described as, “pretty sad”, Perth man Ben, ordered a coffee and gave his name as “Boss” so the barista would yell out his…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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