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    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

FIFOcoin Remuneration Packages Offered To Entice Workers To Remote WA Mine Sites

Belle July 17, 2022

The launch of FIFOcoin is another example of the innovative ways WA is looking to solve the current skills shortage stifling progress in the state. …

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New Trial Of Cutting Edge Cameras To Target Animals Who Don’t Give Courtesy Wave On The Road

Belle July 16, 2022

WA Police are rolling out advanced new cameras that will finally be able to crack down on uncouth barbarians who don’t have the common decency…

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Crocs Encouraged For Overseas Travellers As Foot-and-Mouth Disease Found To Have Some Standards

Belle July 16, 2022

In a breakthrough discovery, the virus that causes foot-and-mouth disease has been found to resist the temptation to travel via Crocs. Showing a natural repulsion…

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WA Man Would Sooner Bring The Cattle Industry To Its Knees Than Chuck Away Thongs

Belle July 15, 2022

WA man and regular Bali holiday goer Darrel reckons the estimated $80 billion dollar hit that foot & mouth disease could cause the Australian agricultural…

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Time Magazine Names The Flagmantle 2022 Season In World’s Greatest Places List

Belle July 14, 2022 flagmantle

Time Magazine has apologised for incorrectly reporting that Fremantle made their top 50 greatest places in the world list for 2022.  Naturally, they meant to…

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WA Man Vows To Never Support Charity Again After $1 Bunnings Sausage Sizzle Increase 

Belle July 13, 2022

A WA man has boldly decried the virtues of fundraising after finding out he’ll have to scrounge around for an extra $1 in his centre…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
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