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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Getting Stitched Up By These Particular Hand Dryers At The Pub

Belle January 10, 2022

Anyone who has ever seen the 90’s Hercules series know that the gods are petty and cruel. One never expected to meet that vicious divinity…

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WA To Impose Restrictions on “Sending It” To Ease Pressure on Hospitals Ahead of Border Reopening

Belle January 9, 2022 send it

WA has taken the unprecedented step to impose restrictions on the State’s yeww-population to prevent hospital admissions for ill-fated acts of “sending it”.  A Spokesperson…

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The Nissan Patrol Driver

Belle January 8, 2022 Bogancar

Damo is the kind of bloke who introduces himself as “Diesel” as a part of a decade long campaign to get the self-given nickname to…

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Clive Palmer Sues Australia on Behalf of Djokovic, Names WA as a Defendant

Belle January 6, 2022

Big bad Clivey P is at it again. This time turning his team of lawyers onto Australia for rejecting Novak Djokovic’s Visa after he arrived…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Fitness Influencer

Belle January 5, 2022 influencer

Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…

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Ms “I’m Going Douth!”

Belle January 4, 2022 DouthWA Culture

Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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