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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Ms “I’m Going Douth!”

Belle January 4, 2022 DouthWA Culture

Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…

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WA Health to Refer Patients to Tinder for a Better Chance of Finding a Bed

Belle January 3, 2022 WA Culture

WA Health has listened to the ever-present pressure to provide more beds in its hospitals and intensive care units and has come up with an…

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THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)

Belle January 1, 2022

Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…

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THE BELL TOWER TIMES YEAR IN REVIEW 2021 (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2021

The summer of river bull sharks – January. After a tragic bull shark attack at Black Wall Reach, Perth blowhards hit new levels of blithering…

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Perth’s Urban Sprawl Claims Credit For Lack of COVID Spread

Belle December 28, 2021 WA Culture

In an unprecedented move, Perth’s Urban Sprawl has stepped up to take the lion’s share of credit for WA recording another donut day of ‘Rona…

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Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids

Belle December 27, 2021

Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

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