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    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Cost Of Living Pressure Sees WA Tradie Restrict Himself To Just 20 Reckless Multis

Belle June 17, 2022

This is the weekend that Dale has finally made his accountant proud. Limiting himself to just 20 wild 50:1 mutlis across the weekends sporting fixtures. …

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Perf Yearns For The Days You’d Nearly Miss Flights Due To a Big Plane Not Airport Chaos

Belle June 16, 2022

The daily mayhem at Perth domestic airports has punters yearning for a simpler time. When they’d nearly miss their flight due to a big plane…

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Morley To Bring Back WA Salvage Over Concerns Suburb Is Becoming Too Modern

Belle June 14, 2022

In response to concerns Morley is advancing at the cruel pace of progress, the Council has decided to grant an application to bring back WA…

View More Morley To Bring Back WA Salvage Over Concerns Suburb Is Becoming Too Modern
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Report Urges Resurgence Of B&S Balls To Tackle Rural Population Decline In WA

Belle June 14, 2022

A new report has suggested that the only way to boost population levels in rural WA is to restore the B&S Ball back to its…

View More Report Urges Resurgence Of B&S Balls To Tackle Rural Population Decline In WA
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WorkSafe Announce Statewide Blitz On Workplace Shit-Talkers

Belle June 13, 2022

WorkSafe personnel will be patrolling sites with specialised listening equipment to identify workplace chat that satisfied their definition of hazardous drivel.  This comes off the…

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Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 

Belle June 12, 2022

Scott admittedly had the kind of weekend that would make the Barefoot Investor lose sleep. Not only did he not lay one finger on a…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
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