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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Quietly Scraps Plans For Swan Blimp Tours Of South Carolina

Belle February 6, 2023

Tourism WA has decided not to bring back the Swan Blimp for exclusive floats over the coast of South Carolina after seeing how the Seppos…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Scabs Mums Report Spate Of Missing GHDs As Groms Try To Replicate Local Hero’s Cut

Belle February 6, 2023

Mums all over Scarborough are taking to Facebook groups to ask who tf has their GHD straightener after Cooper Connelly put in a serious effort…

View More Scabs Mums Report Spate Of Missing GHDs As Groms Try To Replicate Local Hero’s Cut
Business

After Work Drinks Ruined By Coworker Once Again Talking About God Damn Work

Belle February 5, 2023

It was shaping up to be the perfect afternoon for workers at a city firm. With an email going out at 2:30 saying everyone was…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

Mr Dexies

Belle February 5, 2023 Party

Charlie doesn’t have an ounce of fat on him. It was the summer of ‘07 that he was prescribed the holiest of holy prescriptions: 100…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

ADF Enlist Cooper Connolly To Train Deep Sea Divers On How To Perform Under Pressure

Belle February 5, 2023

The Australian Defence Force has reached out to Perth hero Cooper Connolly to beg him to come and teach their highly skilled clearance divers a…

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Party & Entertainment Work & Study

Ms After Work Drinks

Belle February 5, 2023

Sarah has had a brutal week of pumping her own tyres of Linkedin and is just about ready to loosen that corporate ponytail and let…

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