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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events Featured

Mr International Women’s Day

Belle March 8, 2022 BoganCringe

Don’s online rants against women makes Ed Kemper look like Oedipus Rex with an extra special Mother’s Day brekkie in bed. It’s not fair to…

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REPORT: Some Sorry Looking Faces On The Rotto Ferry Back This Afternoon

Belle March 7, 2022 PartyWA Culture

As it turns out, 3 days of sinking more piss than the water sports category of your favourite greasy site can have a detrimental impact…

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Nature Is Healing As Jetstar Starts Cancelling Flights To Bali Again

Belle March 6, 2022

To some, having a flight cancelled and being issued a travel voucher is an egregious inconvenience but to some seasoned Jetstar travellers, it feels like…

View More Nature Is Healing As Jetstar Starts Cancelling Flights To Bali Again
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Bogan Plans To Do Bali Quarantine The Old Fashioned Way – In A Denpasar Holding Cell

Belle March 4, 2022 BoganWA Culture

Aiden aka Aido is planning to fly to Bali at the first possible opportunity. Having level 10 call-me-boss-blue-balls for almost 2 years.  He could, of…

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How to Avoid Offending West Aussies (Part 1)

Belle March 3, 2022

Don’t disrespect Justin Langer – as proven yesterday, if you want WA to turn on you like a salad-tossing swarm of bees after Winnie the…

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SOR Man Moves To Mount Lawley And Starts Pronouncing His “Rs”, No One’s Buying It

Belle March 1, 2022 SOR

Canning Vale born & bred man, Reece, has made a desperate and unconvincing attempt to rebrand his image after moving to Mount Lawley and pronouncing…

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