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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents

Belle January 8, 2023

Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…

View More Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents
BREAKING NEWS Local

Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position

Belle January 7, 2023

It was truly as bad as it gets at an intersection on Leach Highway today. Reports state a Hyundai Excel made a last-minute decision to…

View More Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton

Belle January 5, 2023

Friends of a 24 year old “influencer type” were left perplexed after she failed to upload a selfie of herself sitting on a bed while…

View More Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

So-Called Chilli Warrior Immediately Regrets Bravado At Thai Restaurant 

Belle January 5, 2023 Food

Despite being as caucasian as the sprinkler move on a wedding d-floor, Karl fancies himself somewhat of a chilli warrior. A man who thinks he…

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From the Zoo Featured

5 Hot Tips For Scamming Your Friends With Essential Oils

Belle January 5, 2023 Woo Woo

A lot of doctors have “opinions” so naturally, an equal and opposite force is present – essential oil flogging scammers. These side-hustling sirens have been…

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BREAKING NEWS Business

Qantas Named Safest Airline, Attributes Honour To Never Actually Being In The Air

Belle January 4, 2023

There are hi-fives and backslaps galore at Qantas HQ as they were named the world’s safest airline. Many factors are weighed up in deciding who…

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