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    Perth Woman Asked To Leave Hen’s Party After Pronouncing Espresso Martini Correctly And At a Reasonable Volume

    The organiser of a Perth Hen’s Do has sensationally made the decision to ask one of the bride-to-be’s work friends to leave after “acting like…

    Belle August 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fiona Stanley fire barely registers amid hospital’s usual level of chaos

    Overworked staff have reacted with surprise after hearing the news there was a fire in Fiona Stanley’s ICU that caused an evacuation. One nurse told…

    Belle August 21, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gas industry panicking after learning NDIS shakeup could cut off those who rely on Government support to survive

    The Gas Industry has been desperately trying to get assurances their own corporate welfare won’t be cut off after hearing about the NDIS reforms that…

    Belle August 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Elon Musk Launches GoFundMe After Australia Demands He Pay to Remove SpaceX Rocket Floating Off Christmas Island

    Clearly Elon Musk is feeling the pinch of dropping to lowly billionaire status again after he launched a GoFundMe to help with the cost of…

    Belle August 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre

Belle December 17, 2022

WA has awoken to the shocking news that one of Dambo’s Giants in Coodanup was torched overnight. Not only is it a blow to society,…

View More The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre
BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

Belle December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

View More Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas
BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

View More Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem
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Mrs Perth X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 15, 2022

Trish has turned more people into online shoppers than the Rona. Why? Because sharing a multi-retail facility with her is about as pleasant as being…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 14, 2022 Party

In an act of ill-advised booze-haggery, Jodee necks two bottles of Yellowglen Pink while getting ready for her work Christmas party. She squeezed into a…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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  • Elon Musk Launches GoFundMe After Australia Demands He Pay to Remove SpaceX Rocket Floating Off Christmas Island
  • 20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon
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