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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Kalgoorlie Skimpy Retires After One Night Of Lotto Syndicates Partying

Belle February 25, 2022

Despite not being a beneficiary to the $63M lotto win, a Kalgoorlie barmaid was able to enter into early retirement on the night the massive…

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State Wide Jack & Coke Shortage As Kalgoorlie Syndicate Wins $63M Powerball

Belle February 25, 2022 Bogan

All available stocks of Jack & Coke cartons have been urgently diverted to Kalgoorlie after a group of 250 residents took out the $63M Powerball…

View More State Wide Jack & Coke Shortage As Kalgoorlie Syndicate Wins $63M Powerball
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Fully Grown Man Seems To Think Part Time BP Attendant Sets The Price of Fuel

Belle February 24, 2022

Despite living on this planet for 40 years, a local Commodore driver clearly seems to think that the part-time employee behind the register at BP…

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Cott Residents Demand Probe Into “Gang Activity” Kids Kicking a Footy Could Attract

Belle February 24, 2022

It’s not a skatepark but Cott locals are concerned that Heavy Duty’s art installation for this year’s Sculptures By The Sea could attract “young thugs”…

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Featured Unique & Other

The Ukraine/Russian Conflict Expert

Belle February 23, 2022

One can only marvel at the confidence of Thommo as he wades fearlessly into the waters of Russia/Ukraine political analysis without being burdened by a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Suburban Man Caves

Belle February 22, 2022

There comes a time in a man’s life when he just can’t keep up with the glitz & glamour of the local suburban pub scene.…

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