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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Lawyer Praises WA’s Ambulance Ramping For Taking The Chase Out Of Ambulance Chasing

Belle February 2, 2022

A WA personal injury lawyer has heaped praise on WA’s atrocious ambulance ramping figures stating, “business has never been better”. Ordinarily, most of his day…

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Influencer Denied Entry To Black Diamond Lake After Forgetting Blow Up Flamingo

Belle February 2, 2022 influencer

Joy turned to tears on Tuesday, when, Tamara, an aspiring influencer realised she’d forgotten to pack a large, blow-up flamingo to float on during her…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Media Restricted To 2 Empty Shelves Articles A Day To Ease Pressure On Supply Chain

Belle February 1, 2022

In a gnarley move to prevent panic-induced, unnecessary consumerism, WA news outlets have been restricted to 2 sensationalised articles per day, per outlet until pressure…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Fremantle

Belle February 1, 2022 hippie

Earth Love or Lloyd as he’s known by his societal-slave name has just been booted out of his 3rd share house this year. He maintains…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

DFAT Issues Travel Warning For School Pick Ups This Afternoon

Belle January 31, 2022 school

DFAT has taken the extraordinary step of issuing a travel warning for school pick-up zones this afternoon after intelligence gathered suggests it will be an…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Ms Hillarys Boat Harbour

Belle January 30, 2022 influencer

Brit was the result of Barry inserting his Cumberland sausage into Linda’s Yorkshire pudding in the Marina car park 25 years ago. This unholy consummation…

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