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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers

    Cricket Australia has reacted strongly to the news David Warner was charged with drink driving in Sydney this week. In a special press conference called…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market

    The WA Government has made a brave call and decided to repurpose the Barrack Arch as a residential apartment block to service those most in…

    Belle April 7, 2026
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True-ish Crime

Maccas, Navionics & dad’s birthday – the rise and fall of a notorious fishing spot thief

Belle August 5, 2022

One of Perth’s most notorious spot-pinchers has struck again after laying low for over 5 months. Mostly on account of no one wanting to take…

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BREAKING: Swan Draught Rescued From Interstate Brewery

Belle August 4, 2022

The brewing of Swanny D kegs is finally returning to WA after 9 long years of being produced in enemy territory – West End Brewery…

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REPORT: Some Seedy Looking Faces On The Prospector Returning From Diggers Today

Belle August 4, 2022

The Kalgoorlie Prospector has enjoyed some very seedy-looking faces today as delegates return from their 3-day benders at the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum today. …

View More REPORT: Some Seedy Looking Faces On The Prospector Returning From Diggers Today
BREAKING NEWS Featured

“Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum

Belle August 4, 2022

L’Oréal has announced it will splice human DNA with moisturiser in an attempt to unlock the awesome anti-ageing qualities of retiring Freo midfielder David Mundy. …

View More “Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum
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Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time

Belle August 3, 2022

Perth Airport responded to criticism over power outages last night which led to the cancellation of flights by vowing to get on top of the…

View More Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth man vows revenge against storm for making him get up early to put bin out tomorrow

Belle August 2, 2022

“This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever”, Perth man Ben mused as he lamented his situation in a dripping pool of self-pity. …

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