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    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Belle December 25, 2022

In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…

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IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers

Belle December 25, 2022 Bogan

There are a few sounds that are synonymous with X-Mas – the seasonal croonings of Michael Buble, the drunken slur of an excited uncle and…

View More IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible

Belle December 23, 2022 Bogan

The correct way to carry a heavy block of bush chook has tormented mankind since the creation of froffs. Especially when the southern cross tattoo came…

View More REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible
WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

The Down South Bogan

Belle December 23, 2022 BoganDouth

Hodgey nonchalantly shoves some clothes in a bag while his missus carefully packs for their long weekend. Hodgey slips into his Dickies’ shorts, black Ed…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked

Belle December 23, 2022

Close contacts & Facebook acquaintances were left to pick up the pieces yesterday when Tamara, a local drama-seeking land dugong announced she was quitting social…

View More Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked
BREAKING NEWS Local

Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

Belle December 22, 2022

Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…

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