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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS

Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day

Belle November 23, 2022

Western Power is now 100% sure the grid is going to “do its thing”  this summer after a truly impressive display yesterday leaving 7000 homes without power…

View More Western Power proud of power grid for cacking its dacks on one isolated 34 degree day
BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg

Belle November 22, 2022

The City of Belmont is concerned that Rivervale thinks it’s better than the rest of the suburbs comprising the Local Government Area due in no…

View More City of Belmont demands Rivervale be stripped of its unique postcode to take it down a peg
BREAKING NEWS Politics

BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

Belle November 21, 2022

Top US Brass has issued a statement today denying any involvement after hundreds of Perth residents witnessed a drone strike on the Swan River last…

View More BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River
BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA World Cup fan officially farewells normal sleep pattern, prepares to become a creature

Belle November 21, 2022

Dom has conceded that the next 28 days will be an emotional rollercoaster for himself and everyone around him due in no small part to…

View More WA World Cup fan officially farewells normal sleep pattern, prepares to become a creature
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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

“The whites are running!” – Perth crayfisherman mistakes Diner en Blanc for start of season

Belle November 20, 2022

A lightly toasted and generously sauced WA crayfisherman was celebrating a friend’s birthday in a Northbridge apartment yesterday. After taking to the balcony to have…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Diner en Blanc

Belle November 20, 2022

While Anthony thought he was dressed like P Diddy at a #whitelivesmatter function, in reality, he paid $200 in rental costs to look like a…

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