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    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Landcruiser 200 Series

Belle August 25, 2020

The Landcruiser 200 series is the viagra of 4WDs – heavily utilised by men beyond their prime. They don’t see “king of the road” as…

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Mr Cottesloe

Belle August 25, 2020 Golden Triangle

Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…

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Work & Study

Mr LinkedIn

Belle August 22, 2020 CEOprofessional

Vince is a CEO, but according to LinkedIn he is a “Leader, Opportunity Creator, Human”. He spends up to 20 hours a week on this…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Talkback Radio Boomer

Belle August 21, 2020

Like any good gastroenteritis breakout, Tony is a master of giving everyone the shits. To achieve this public disservice, he embraces the medium of talkback…

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Work & Study

The Perth Recruiter

Belle August 19, 2020 employmentoffice

Craig is the Amazonian dick fish of the corporate world and is always hunting for the pissy trail of desperation to latch onto and suck…

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Ms Claremont Quarter

Belle August 13, 2020 MILFShopping

Today, Jodi has opted for the classic “cool weather cougar” look: head to toe in Lululemon, a Moncler puffer vest and a handbag that’s worth…

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