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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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POSTCODES: Midland 6056

Belle December 3, 2020

Enjoy an idyllic break in Perth’s very own Mordor of the east. Start each morning with miscellaneous emergency services sirens aka with the Middo-alarm clock…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr I Moved to Melbourne

Belle November 30, 2020 MelbourneTravelwanker

It’s been a year since Matty moved to Melbourne City and he has been too busy creaming himself over trams and dumplings to give his…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Girls Who Wear Floppy Hats

Belle November 28, 2020

Like a cheeky nip slip, a floppy hat is scientifically proven to increase the #blessedness of an insta post by 25%. A lifetime of failing…

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Work & Study

Mr “A Current Affair” Journo

Belle November 21, 2020 employment

The Journo receives a hot tip from an anonymous source. Apparently, a landlord in Baldivis has refused to pay for the repair a tenant’s gutters.…

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Sydney WA
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Travellers

Ms “I Moved to Sydney”

Belle November 20, 2020 influencerInstagramTravel

After securing a free pair of sunglasses in exchange for an Instagram post and appearing in the STM social pages twice, Felicity knew she had…

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Mr Kwinana Motorplex

Belle November 18, 2020 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s disgust, a Ford…

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