WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In
It’s no secret that WA is experiencing massive delays on the completion of residential builds. It has been a source of frustration & anxiety for…
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Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy
Semi retired Perth high flyer Alan was nearly inconsolable today after his brand spankin’ Akubra fell into a muddy puddle while pretending to work on…
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REPORT: Perth Woman’s Electric Blanket Purchase Was A Little Bit Dramatic
A Perth woman’s impulsive electric blanket purchase has been labelled “dramatic” by her partner after she brought home the bed warmer device earlier today. Aliesha…
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Family Bans “Passionate” Uncle From Watching Footy Until Umpire Dissent Rule Relaxed
Bill has suffered a further blow to his family footy time after recently returning from a 2 week family gathering suspension for taking a drunken…
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ATO Bravely Targets “Serious Crime” In Scare Campaign Against Laundry Deductions etc
The ATO is sending a powerful message to the nation’s scummiest citizens – get a little cheeky with your plebby claims and we will hunt…
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Twiggy Declares Australia’s Future Is In Green Lettuce, Secures 250k Tonnes
After checking the spot price of lettuce, Andrew “Twigmeister” Forrest has asked a question of other billionaire entrepreneurs: “are you going to step up to…
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