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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Adulting!”

Belle December 18, 2021

At the ripe age of 31, Tayla’s parents made the brave decision to flush out their beloved little parasitic-worm that was eating half their food…

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Internet Culture

Mr Facebook Bogan

Belle December 17, 2021 Bogan

Deano’s Facebook profile is the digital equivalent of a rusted car graveyard out the front of a repurposed suburban ice-lab. His profile picture is a…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: WA Salvage

Belle December 16, 2021 WA Culture

WA Salvage was essentially a cross between a Bunnings, a Red Dot and the Royal Show. Not because there were rides but because there was…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Ageing Mount Lawley Resident Still Holding Onto Beaufort Street’s Former Glory

Belle December 14, 2021 suburbsWA Culture

Bryan left his quiet suburban life in 2011 after getting drawn to the Beaufort Street flame like a hipster moth. Some say, he never really moved…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Pop-Up Bar

Belle December 11, 2021 influencer

Perth’s pop-up fever outbreak has reached epidemic proportions with party goers suffering symptoms ranging from life-threatening FOMO, pangs of exclusivity and chronic and uncontrollable hashtagitis.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man Made Islands Proposed to Tackle Perth’s Lack of Western Urban Sprawl

Belle December 7, 2021 WA Culture

Perth has a serious problem when it comes to sprawl equality – why should the North have all the fun? So to tackle the issue,…

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