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    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 

    UWA students will be offered a free bridging course to help adapt to the possibilities of having to share facilities with students not born into…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster

    Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…

    Belle November 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse

    The Bureau of Meteorology has come under fire again after it was revealed it accidentally submitted an expense for froffs at Adelaide’s famous Crazy Horse. …

    Belle November 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 

    Western Australian Police have stated they will be continuing their search off the coast of Lancelin after a fisherman reported spotting a great white shark…

    Belle November 26, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?

Belle July 9, 2021

It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies

Belle July 9, 2021

Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 
  • Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster
  • BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse
  • Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 
  • Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 

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