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    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Margetts Induction into WCE Hall of Fame in Doubt after Derby Choke

Belle August 15, 2021

Dean Margetts’ final game as an AFL umpire has been tainted after he was unable to give the Eagles that winning edge to get up…

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The Perth Hiking Enthusiast

Belle August 14, 2021

Jennifer always knew that simply believing she was better than other millennials wasn’t enough. She had to prove it. So you’d better believe you were…

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Cull Ordered on Feral LandCruisers in the Pilbara & Kimberley Regions

Belle August 13, 2021

Every dry season, LandCruiser numbers in the state’s top end grow to plague like proportions as southerners look to escape the gloom of a mild…

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WA’s First Ski Resort To Open On Bluff Knoll Next Year

Belle August 11, 2021

WA residents who have been cruelly mocked for flocking to Aldi to spend hundreds of dollars on ski gear are about to get the last…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tesla Owner

Belle August 9, 2021

It’s remarkable how Deon developed an overwhelming environmental conscience around the same time his father handballed him some very generously priced options in one of…

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Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”

Belle August 8, 2021 Golden Triangle

One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…

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  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

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