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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 

    Fisheries have sent a stern message to the fishos around Lancelin that strict bag limits will apply after a mysterious 500kg parcel was intercepted off…

    Belle November 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Alcoa scraps Perth Hills expansion, saying the environment comes first until profits look juicier

    American mining giant Alcoa has listened to the environmental concerns of the Perth Hills over its plans to expand its exploration of the Jarrah Forest…

    Belle November 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 

    Mandurah has decided to use one of its most valuable assets in the fight against mosquitoes this summer – the famous Mandurah crackpipe.  Taking inspiration…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2 

    Rottnest Island’s quokkas know all about horrible second days as they prepare for another wave of bored English tourists to arrive given they have so…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test

    While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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  • Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 
  • Alcoa scraps Perth Hills expansion, saying the environment comes first until profits look juicier
  • Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 
  • Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2 
  • Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test
  • Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse

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