Beer Taps to be Attached to Urinals to Honour CUB Contract at Perth Grand Final
Gage Roads won’t be supplying the 2021 Grand Final with beer after being shafted by the cruel strap-on of competing contractual relationships. Although it’s arguable…
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Eddie to Miss 3 Weeks with Debilitating Bruised Ego After Being Denied Entry to WA
Eddie McGuire is in intensive care following a brutal dose of reality that he wasn’t above the rest of the population when it came to…
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WA Requires Sacrifice to Appease Primitive God to Ensure Bountiful Grand Final
Western Australia has been sent scrambling to adequately prepare for the Grand Final after it was announced today the MCG couldn’t host the big event.…
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WA to Open First School of Crypto Mines in Kalgoorlie
Western Australia may be renowned as the champagne mining jurisdiction of the world but it’s losing countless workers to the allure of the real coal…
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Study Finds Brain Most Creative After Some Mouth Breather Cuts You Off on the Freeway
A groundbreaking study has found that thousands of motorists a day become nearly Shakespearean in their use of creative language after feeling aggrieved by some…
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Mount Magnet Man has a Panic Attack over Beer Selection at Perth Microbrewery
Old mate Crackers is a good ol country boy that likes the simpler things in life. His world was blown apart on a recent visit…
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