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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Sunday Sesh

Belle July 25, 2021

Dan is awoken by a familiar natural phenomenon: the excess alcohol he consumed last night has caused a Sahara-esque situation in his mouth. In stark…

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Work & Study

Mr St Georges Terrace

Belle July 24, 2021

James storms down the terrace with a can of Coke Zero while engaging in a robust conversation through his AirPods. Naturally, the phone call is…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Aspiring Urban Farmer

Belle July 22, 2021

Since deciding to fill the existential void of millennial existence with amateur agriculture, Sara has committed more atrocities in the garden than Don Burke.  They…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant

Belle July 21, 2021

On Thursday morning, Subiaco woman Cecilia made the executive decision to delete Bumble and reveal her feelings for her true love – an established variegated…

View More Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant
Featured Unique & Other

The French Bulldog Owner

Belle July 19, 2021

People buy a dog for all sorts of reasons. Some need company, some need assistance and some people need a serious engagement bump on their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River

Belle July 16, 2021

In an effort to sway new-age mung beans living in Margs, Pfizer “Essential Oils – COVID” that can be dabbed on the palm, diffused or…

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  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
  • WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 
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