BoM has released an extreme fresh weather warning for the Perth metro area. You can expect:
- Tony Galati defiantly wearing shorts & a singlet
- Increased chances of smug morning exercisers including the temperature in their selfies, easing throughout the day.
- Communal sense of calm when everyone is reassured it’s a dry cold at least
- Moments of intense validation that your arctic graded puffer may not have been a waste of money
- Localised waves of motorists driving blind having been unable to figure out the defogging settings on their car
- Emotional outbursts of coworkers comparing their morning coffee run to life in a Soviet gulag
- Flashbacks to the glamorous Perth party scene after gazing upon icy crystals on your windscreen
- Surge in people who moved back from a stint in Melbourne assuring you 3 degree is nothing
- Surprise as your living room now operates as commercial freezer
- Fending off requests from your British friends to join them for a day at the beach
The warning is in place for the week. Stay safe out there Perth. More on Perth’s winter of discontent:
Exclusive: Perth couple escape the cold by going outside
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