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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump to fight Epstein list allegations at Perth UFC 305

    In a move that has shocked the MMA world, the UFC has announced that President Trump has been added to the UFC 305 card in…

    Belle July 16, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Reserve Bank moves to end debit and credit card surcharges unless you’re obnoxiously ordering 10 cocktails at a busy bar

    The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Flagmantle fan slams UFC for scheduling Perth event the day after Freo 2025 Grand Final Victory

    A Flagmantle fan has slammed the UFC for scheduling the Perth Fight Night on a date when he will still be celebrating in Melbourne. We…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA announces new public holiday to honour the time Clive Palmer was refused entry into the State

    The Western Australian Government has announced that WA will be getting another public holiday to celebrate the hilarity of denying Clive Palmer access to our…

    Belle July 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

    A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

    Belle July 13, 2025
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Mr Adventure World

Belle October 27, 2020 Bogan

Ken feels enough time has elapsed from an incident in 2018 for him to return to Adventure World for a day with the kids. He…

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So, You’ve Forgotten how to Google it?

Belle October 17, 2020

In the Facebook kingdom, the seemingly innocent act of asking your peers for information has been invaded by two separate yet equally fucked species: the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Adidas Snap Pants

Belle October 17, 2020

They say you only truly enjoyed your Adidas snap pants for two days – the day you stole them and the day they protected your…

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Work & Study

The WA Transit Officer

Belle October 16, 2020

Tex was infamous at school for being both a bully and a snitch. The sort of kid to administer a gnarly nipple-cripple on the bus…

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Being a Massive Workplace Arse Kisser

Belle October 14, 2020

In the cruel ocean of the workplace, there are predators and prey. Which is why you have become a suckerfish that latches directly onto the…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Holden Ute Driver

Belle October 10, 2020

Jaxsin is a dirty road dog with a V12 bark but a V6 bite. He bought a 2006 VZ with the money he made from…

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