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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement

    Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…

    Belle June 29, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Jiffy Food Vans

Belle March 25, 2020

Colonic health experts hated them! Because Jiffy food vans cleared Perth’s bowels without the need for an expensive appointment. From 1972 – 2017, there was…

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Health & Medicine

Ms “I’m Not Social Distancing”

Belle March 22, 2020

Sure, the advice is that many people will die if we don’t flatten the Corona curve, but Maree will literally die if she doesn’t go to the crowded Cott…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Living my Best Life”

Belle March 20, 2020 HealthInstagramLifestyleNew Age

3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was the minor things getting her in strife. Booze,…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice on Social Media

Belle March 20, 2020

Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the place. As it happens, they…

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Internet Culture Health & Medicine

The Social Media Nutritionist

Belle March 19, 2020 FoodHealthInstagramPseudo Science

Liz’s rise to influencer fame has been rocky at best. Initially, she tried to plug beauty regimes, but nobody cared about her when she put…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Costco Grand Opening

Belle March 19, 2020

Yo; his face is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; there’s vomit in his ventilator already, hoarded spaghetti… On the surface, he’s not calm and…

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