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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Costco Grand Opening

Belle March 19, 2020

Yo; his face is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; there’s vomit in his ventilator already, hoarded spaghetti… On the surface, he’s not calm and…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr CrossFit

Belle March 13, 2020

Craig awakens to Eye of the Tiger blaring from his phone: the song of a god damn champion. He springs out of bed like he’d…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Perth Cat Owner

Belle March 12, 2020

Ever since Siobhan dived into Perth’s dating-pool she has dreamed of being liberated from the drowning boredom of existence like the beautiful lady-bug she is.…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Being The Neighbourhood BMX Bandito

Belle March 10, 2020

The most important thing to understand about the BMX bandit lifestyle is that it chooses you – you do not choose it. Consider it the…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Getting Married!”

Belle March 7, 2020

Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Playboy Seat Covers

Belle March 5, 2020 Bogan

How do you show the world that you fell off the sick bish tree and hit every branch on the way down? Pink Playboy seat…

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  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
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