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    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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Rottnest Island
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7 Types of People on Rottnest Island

Belle December 19, 2019 BoatTravel

Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…

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POSTCODES: Bunbury 6230

Belle November 27, 2019

Welcome to Bunbury the jewel in the South West’s crown of shame. Come and experience why people choose to holiday in Margaret River instead. Getting…

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Top Signs you May be a Pyramid Seller

Belle November 26, 2019 FinanceMoney

Life Hasn’t Really Gone the Way You Hoped They say that life is like a box of Cadbury Favourites: somebody has to be the Moro…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Rockingham

Belle November 14, 2019 BoganDrugs & Alcoholsex

Kaylah is a real housewife of Rockingham. Like many families in the area, her hubby’s line of work means he’s away from home a lot.…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Hamilton Hill

Belle November 13, 2019 Bogan

Robbo starts his morning with the breakfast of champions: a cup of International Roast and a dart. Like an urban man-rooster, he serenades his streets…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Joondalup

Belle November 12, 2019 Bogan

Troy wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, “farrrrrrrk” he yells at no one in particular. His shaved head is throbbing and his lip…

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  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
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