10 Top Headlines You Missed Today
SHARK SUSPECTED TO HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT – unbelievable scenes as a drunk fisherman off the coast of Cottesloe reckons he saw…
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Mr Lynwood/Ferndale
Harisyn has always been the golden child of the family. Unlike his brothers, he actually made it to year 10 before being expelled for stealing…
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Mr Holden Racing Jacket
Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…
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Mr “I Bought a House!”
Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…
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The Social Golfer
If only Adam had spent half as much on golf lessons as his golfing garbs he wouldn’t spend as much time in the bushes as…
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5 key election platforms Pete Evans will probably run on
So, old mate Evans has announced he will run for the senate with Rod Culleton’s The Great Australian Party. Let’s have a sneak peek at…
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