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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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From the Zoo

POSTCODES: Mandurah 6210

Belle October 4, 2019

Welcome to the City that gets more bad raps than an Aussie Hip Hop concert. Mandurah – it’s better than COVID! Getting There You may…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Scrunch Bum Leggings

Belle October 2, 2019

One consequence of the Beyoncefication of the world was white girls yearning to develop an arse with a gravitational pull. Of course, genetics is a…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Galleria Shopping Centre

Belle September 17, 2019

Mira wakes up agitated. It turns out her 25-year-old boyfriend is like the pied piper of girls who think loitering at Galleria is a better…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs “Won’t Somebody Think of the Children”

Belle September 11, 2019

Each day, Carol trawls through her mummy groups looking for fun to police. Essentially, she is the Elliot Stabler of the Special Victims Mentality Unit…

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IN FOCUS: Q-Zar Laser Tag

Belle September 3, 2019

In 1987, a Perth inventor changed the children party landscape forever. Q-Zar allowed a generation to prove to their parents that the hours they clocked…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mrs Thermomix

Belle August 29, 2019

For years, Sue’s family hid their culinary pain behind a Dolmio grin. She unenthusiastically produced grotesque parodies of real dinners with a Kan-not Tong attitude.…

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  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
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  • TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards
  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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