Ms Perth New Zealander
Trish is rougher than Vulcan wacking you off with a sand-paper lined flesh light before Mike Whitney asked if your little gladiator was ready. She…
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Mrs Jacaranda Season
For years, Jacinta has chased the purple dragon. When Spring rolls around she transforms from a mild-mannered art teacher to a ravenous fiend looking for…
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The Office Shit-Talker
If talking shit was an artform then Dan painted the Sistine Chapel in pure bull excrement. A benefit-of-the-doubt parasite that feeds off people’s natural tendency…
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The Amateur Model Photographer
Tom is the pile of crusty tissues next to the bed of amateur photography. A man with the personality of a discarded FHM magazine on…
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Mr Adventure World
Ken feels enough time has elapsed from an incident in 2018 for him to return to Adventure World for a day with the kids. He…
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So, You’ve Forgotten how to Google it?
In the Facebook kingdom, the seemingly innocent act of asking your peers for information has been invaded by two separate yet equally fucked species: the…
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