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    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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How to Spend Perth’s Hottest Winter Day Ever

Belle August 28, 2019

Lament your depressing office life  Just like the Freo Dockers, your disappointing progress in the league of life has you missing all the fun at…

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So, You Want to Engage a Lawyer?

Belle August 23, 2019

You get what you pay for – A “free consultation” isn’t a service lawyers provide to the community. It’s more like an Isagenix sale pitch…

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Work & Study

The WA Tow Truck Driver

Belle August 2, 2019

His mother calls him David but the prison community know him more affectionately as “Screwdriver”. So it was only fitting that upon his release from…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr China Drug Cheat Scandal

Belle July 24, 2019

Winfred awakens with a sense of unease. His chiney-sense is tingling. He can’t be sure, but he has an awful suspicion that a nation of…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Freo Dockers’ Fan 2019

Belle July 8, 2019

Cam never wanted a life of pain & misery for his boy so he waited until he was old enough to make an informed choice…

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Mr “I’m in Amsterdam!”

Belle July 3, 2019

A trip to Amsterdam is like standing before a timeless piece of artwork strewn across a canvas of rich Euro-history, and then dragging your gurning…

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  • Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 
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