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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

    A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

    Belle December 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night

    A Jeep driver has ascended into a state of permanent New Year’s Eve’ing after buying his untrusty steed some months ago. Why does he need…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Westralian man’s holiday ruined after having to endure an East Coast sunset 

    A Westralian man has been left feeling physically ill after having to endure yet another East Coast sunset while holidaying on the East Coast.  The…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Neighbour leading the “bin day” charge creates chain reaction of false hope and betrayal

    A suburban street in Perth needed a hero after the gooch period created an atmosphere of uncertainty over which day their bins would be collected.…

    Belle December 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly

    Hundreds of thousands of dads from all over the Nation have descended upon the MCG to form an orderly queue in anticipation of giving their…

    Belle December 28, 2025
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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Long Mac Topped Up

Belle January 10, 2021

One of the great Western Australian pastimes is aggressively rejecting outside culture in favour of doing things our way. Naturally, coffee is no exception. To…

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IN FOCUS: Beer Snakes

Belle January 10, 2021

Admittedly, a day at the cricket isn’t a white knuckle thrill ride. Due to weather and the general pace of the game, fans often find…

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Work & Study

The Work IT Guy

Belle January 7, 2021

Alan swoons into the office dressed like the beau of the World of Warcraft players ball. His ill-fitting trousers do their best to compete with…

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Work & Study

The Perth Hairdresser

Belle January 6, 2021

When Cynth started her apprenticeship she was a young go-getter. Always chipper and was more efficient at collecting discarded hair than a balding bloke’s towel.…

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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 2)

Belle December 30, 2020

Clive becomes public enemy no.1 – between June and November, WA was united by its burning hatred of Clive the Hutt. Unable to accept he…

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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2020

The Goatman Cometh – on 11 January, Peter Riley aka the Goatman, casually strolls into the Rotto pub after a bust-up with a huge yellowtail…

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  • Neighbour leading the “bin day” charge creates chain reaction of false hope and betrayal
  • Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly
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