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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 

    Mandurah has decided to use one of its most valuable assets in the fight against mosquitoes this summer – the famous Mandurah crackpipe.  Taking inspiration…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2 

    Rottnest Island’s quokkas know all about horrible second days as they prepare for another wave of bored English tourists to arrive given they have so…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test

    While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse

    Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…

    Belle November 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Holden Ute Driver

Belle October 10, 2020

Jaxsin is a dirty road dog with a V12 bark but a V6 bite. He bought a 2006 VZ with the money he made from…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The West Coast Fan 2020

Belle October 4, 2020

If Bevan is being honest with himself, he approached the Eagles v Pies final cockier than a drug mule in a shelving competition. There was…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “I’m Gonna Start a Podcast”

Belle October 3, 2020 EntertainmentHobbyTechnology

In the office, Ben is like a roaming transmitter broadcasting the fact he is informed by Podcasts. While on his daily patrol he smells the…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr 10c Can & Bottle Recycling Scheme

Belle October 3, 2020

Barry has been hoarding cans & bottles in his Kelmscott yard since Colin flagged the 10c refund scheme in 2016. Although, some would say he’s…

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So, You’ve Become an American Politics Expert?

Belle September 30, 2020

They say opinions are like arseholes and yours has prolapsed all over the clean bedsheets of social media. Again. This time, you felt a great…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Leederville

Belle September 27, 2020 hipster

Johan sits in front of his MacBook at a cafe in Leederville. His serious and brooding look compliments his bald head, thick-rimmed glasses and horizontal…

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  • Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
  • Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match
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