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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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IN FOCUS: Pink Stretch Hummers

Belle December 26, 2020 Bogan

Given the expense of renting one of these bad girls, the Pink Stretch Hummer has become synonymous with “bogan black tie” events such as a…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr High Wycombe

Belle December 20, 2020

After enjoying a traditional hills breakfast of buckets & eggs, Donophen is struck by a yew-bolt of inspiration. He rescues his favourite boardies from the…

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Work & Study

The Northbridge Bouncer

Belle December 13, 2020

Friday night, fight night. Jase begins his daily routine: an injection of anabolic steroids followed by blowing thick clouds while trying to staunch out his…

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From the Zoo

BACK IN THE DAY: Trips in the Maxi Taxi

Belle December 12, 2020

Years before Uber forced everyone to be a model passenger with their rating system, the Maxi Taxi reigned supreme. Best described as a mobile primate…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Shopping Centre Santa Photos

Belle December 10, 2020

It’s hard to tell whether Jessica is getting her family ready for Santa photos or a priest is exorcising a particularly screechy banshee from the…

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POSTCODES: Morley 6062

Belle December 7, 2020

Enjoy a wonderful day out in nostalgic Morley – the suburb that holds a strategic position as the gateway been the snobby North and the…

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