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    Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly

    Hundreds of thousands of dads from all over the Nation have descended upon the MCG to form an orderly queue in anticipation of giving their…

    Belle December 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia launches urgent GoFundMe after another 2 day test leaves them in financial ruin

    Times are tough over at Cricket Australia as another 2 day test match has cost the organisation an estimated $10,000,000 clams. The second financial blow…

    Belle December 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Perth man finally arrives for his Boxing Day flight after getting through DFO traffic 

    A Perth man has exceeded expectations by only arriving at the airport 24 hours late for his Boxing Day flight.  It was certainly touch and…

    Belle December 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England credit rigorous midweek training sessions at Revolver for improved Boxing Day form

    It appears a completely new and improved English cricket outfit has emerged for the Boxing Day test.  Rather than suck up the stadium like a…

    Belle December 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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Work & Study

The Work IT Guy

Belle January 7, 2021

Alan swoons into the office dressed like the beau of the World of Warcraft players ball. His ill-fitting trousers do their best to compete with…

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Work & Study

The Perth Hairdresser

Belle January 6, 2021

When Cynth started her apprenticeship she was a young go-getter. Always chipper and was more efficient at collecting discarded hair than a balding bloke’s towel.…

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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 2)

Belle December 30, 2020

Clive becomes public enemy no.1 – between June and November, WA was united by its burning hatred of Clive the Hutt. Unable to accept he…

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From the Zoo

The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2020

The Goatman Cometh – on 11 January, Peter Riley aka the Goatman, casually strolls into the Rotto pub after a bust-up with a huge yellowtail…

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IN FOCUS: Pink Stretch Hummers

Belle December 26, 2020 Bogan

Given the expense of renting one of these bad girls, the Pink Stretch Hummer has become synonymous with “bogan black tie” events such as a…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr High Wycombe

Belle December 20, 2020

After enjoying a traditional hills breakfast of buckets & eggs, Donophen is struck by a yew-bolt of inspiration. He rescues his favourite boardies from the…

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  • England credit rigorous midweek training sessions at Revolver for improved Boxing Day form
  • Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in
  • Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

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