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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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From the Zoo

POSTCODES: Hami Hill 6163

Belle May 27, 2021

Whether you’re a young family, a hippie that’s been priced out of South Freo or a trolley pole wielding criminal, Hami Hill has something for…

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Work & Study

The Forklift Operator

Belle May 26, 2021

After causing thousands of bucks worth of damage while operating a pallet jack on his first day, most thought Duncan would never rise to the…

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Reckons

Going to Work Sick – A Guide for Heroes

Belle May 26, 2021

You Exhausted your actual sick days – don’t lie to yourself, you’re a good time party swine. In fact, you’re a disgusting pig. You can’t…

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IN FOCUS: WA and its love of convertibles that shouldn’t exist

Belle May 25, 2021

You can live your life in constant fear of the Great Perth Storm or you can raise both fingers to the rain gods and chop…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The North Face Puffy Wear

Belle May 23, 2021

In the cooler months, the western suburbs of Perth resemble Mount Everest Basecamp. As the mercury hits a bone-chilling 20 degrees, the cafes and bars…

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BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Guide to Election Day

Belle May 20, 2021

The gauntlet – one must prepare themselves to battle the gauntlet of flyer waving political party volunteers that await you when you pull up at…

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  • Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
  • NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
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