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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

    Opportunists from around Perth have wasted no time feasting on the robust offerings from the Boorloo Bridge after news broke that the lighting cables were…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate

    A BYD Shark owner is licking his wounds today after police noticed he had a regular WA licence plate rather than the seemingly mandatory shark-themed…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 

    TransPerth realises the optics of yesterday’s derailment at Baysie Station may cause some to be concerned for their safety.  According to the PTA, the derailment…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow

    After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…

    Belle November 17, 2025
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The Instagram BF

Belle September 24, 2020

Being a bf means different things to different people, To Luke, a bf is someone who spends his days taking photos of his influencer partner’s…

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IN FOCUS: Ooshies

Belle September 22, 2020

Imagine a middle-aged woman desperately pushing, grunting and roaring in a room full of people. A little human is covered in the woman’s bodily fluids…

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Embracing Nepotism

Belle September 20, 2020

A real winner knows there are two types of jobs: the one you are qualified for and the better paid one your dad’s mate can…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr East Freo

Belle September 15, 2020

Life truly began for John when he realised he had so much more potential than being a garden variety shitbloke. He had gorged himself at…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Butler

Belle September 13, 2020

Liz tells people she was named after the queen. In reality, she was named after the lorry that her father used to smuggle black market…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Sizzler Salad Bar

Belle September 12, 2020 BoganFood

A 52nd birthday celebration for a 3rd generation Balcatta family means only one thing: a belt-unbuckling assault on the local Sizzler. Only kidding, there is…

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  • West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 
  • Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 
  • BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate
  • TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 
  • Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
  • Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth

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