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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Canning Highway

Belle June 6, 2021

If Stirling Highway is the Ted Bundy of people’s will to live then Canning Highway is surely a sad little copycat trying to grasp at…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr E-Plate

Belle June 5, 2021 BoganCrimehoon

The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever owned.…

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Reckons

A Guide to Being a Verge Scab

Belle June 4, 2021

The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…

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Work & Study

Ms HR Manager

Belle June 2, 2021 corporateprofessional

Natasha is an HR manager and while her job description is to manage people, in reality, her day is spent finding ways to justify the…

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Uncategorized BREAKING NEWS Reckons

Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year

Belle June 2, 2021

The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been  awarded the Public Servant of the Year…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Perth Winter

Belle June 1, 2021

Good weather has always been the sweet icing on the shitty sponge cake of Perth’s drawcards. So much so, that the average Perth citizen confuses…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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