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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Woodstock

Belle May 14, 2021

Woodstock has long been the prefered beverage of kids or fully grown graduates of the school of hard knocks. There is little in between. Once…

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Party & Entertainment Unique & Other

Mr Social Smoker

Belle May 12, 2021 Party

Chris takes a sip of his third pint and feels the insatiable stiffy of dart-lust grow. As per usual, Chris has not armed himself with…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Engagement Party

Belle May 12, 2021 EntertainmentParty

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life.  Thanks to a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Birkenstocks (Birkeys)

Belle May 12, 2021

Back in the day, Birkenstocks were the sole purview of Charlie Manson looking cult leaders who excelled at parting morons from their money and convincing…

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Work & Study

The Moderately Successful Businessman

Belle May 11, 2021

You don’t climb to the middle of the vending machine software game without making a few enemies. David now commands a salary of over $105k…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth P-Plater

Belle May 10, 2021 motoringyouth

To Tyler, his newly acquired Nissan Skyline is the hottest car on the road, and he’s going to light it up like a Tibetan monk…

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