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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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Unique & Other

Feeding Time at the Zoo

Belle June 14, 2015 BoganFood

Here we see a typical clash between self-professed foodies at a bountiful Perth feeding ground. Mr FIFO Foodie has drawn the ire of a waiter…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mount Lawley

Belle May 19, 2015 culturehipsterwanker

Mount Lawley is the bohemian flame to which the scarfed Perthian is drawn. It is a bustling hub of irritating fashion, latte-sipping fixie connoisseurs and…

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Unique & Other

The Mating Ritual of the Southerner

Belle May 8, 2015 BoganFightRelationshipssex

Here we see the mating ritual of the southern derro.  Mr Mandurah is proposing to Ms Belmont over a crab feed with a ring that…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Belmont

Belle May 3, 2015

Belmont: come for the cheap bottleshop deals and stay because you failed to navigate the syringe-ridden obstacle course that the locals fondly refer to as…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mandurah

Belle May 1, 2015 BoganFIFO

Farken Mandurah. A hard-drinking marine environment that offers you a chance to catch crabs in the estuaries or from the slurry you rail at Chicken…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Pingerz

Belle May 1, 2015 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Kev fell off the cooked cunt tree and got penetrated by every fucboii branch on his descent to sweaty shame. He tried his first taste…

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