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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company

    Australia’s culinary scene has a BIG problem. It doesn’t have a tyre company dictating their standards when it comes to good grub.  Thus, the public…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000

    The mystery of the bottle washed up on Wharton Beach has been solved after a man came forward and said it was the only way…

    Belle October 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war

    Brayden is a relatively happy man. He goes about his daily dealings with a smile and an air of relative optimism but sadly it’s all…

    Belle October 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market

    The parents of a young Perth boy have filled his small heart with hope after reassuring him that the Cockburn ARC waterslides would likely be…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 

    Perth has thanked Pitbull aka Mr Worldwide for once again proving to the international music scene that Perth is indeed part of the world.  They…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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Unique & Other

Mr Cancelled Christmas Pageant

Belle December 6, 2015 Festivalmajor events

Every year the City of Perth pours a thick Christmasy slurry into society’s trough so we can mercilessly cram our cheer-holes full of tinsel’d joy.…

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Unique & Other

Mr Meth Cop

Belle December 3, 2015 CrimeemploymentMajor Event

Meth cops, meth cops, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? Officer Yewww is a wide-eyed, 24/7, crime-fighting machine.…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Stereosonics

Belle November 26, 2015 EntertainmentInstagramMillennialMusicParty

Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…

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Internet Culture Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Boycott Leavers

Belle November 20, 2015 boycottMajor EventMummySlacktivistSocial Media

Linda has appointed herself the Chief Commissioner of the WA fun police. She is a highly decorated buzz-kill veteran who has earned her stripes defending…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Color Run

Belle November 1, 2015 Instagramsports

Joy is happier than the Wiggles on an ecstasy bender. The Color Run 2015 is a perfect opportunity to publicise her herba-lifestyle and isagenetic perfection…

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Unique & Other

The WCE 2015 Grand Final Special

Belle October 4, 2015 AFLMajor Eventsports

Last week, Barry made the step up from obnoxious die-hard to eccentric dickhead by spray painting his Tarago blue & yellow and dragging his family…

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  • Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company
  • Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000
  • Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war
  • Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market
  • Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 
  • REPORT: Pitbull pulls off the mid 40s Perth brickie at the races look effortlessly 

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