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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market

    The parents of a young Perth boy have filled his small heart with hope after reassuring him that the Cockburn ARC waterslides would likely be…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 

    Perth has thanked Pitbull aka Mr Worldwide for once again proving to the international music scene that Perth is indeed part of the world.  They…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Pitbull pulls off the mid 40s Perth brickie at the races look effortlessly 

    Despite his Cuban heritage, Pitbull seamlessly blends into a key Perth aesthetic. That’s what makes him Mr Worldwide. Many have been left wondering if they…

    Belle October 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Mariah Carey inconsolable after learning she can’t party at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow again

    Last time Mariah Carey was in Perth she reportedly had the time of her life at Northbridge’s premier cougar dive The Elephant & Wheelbarrow. Sadly,…

    Belle October 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    The Bureau of Meteorology reveal new website is payback for public still calling them BoM

    The Bureau of Meteorology has told the Australian public that this is “what you get” when you ignore their pleas to be taken seriously and…

    Belle October 23, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

The Perth Hill Dweller

Belle August 31, 2015 Boganperf

Deklyn is a simple man, he likes dirt bikes, cones and paying his sister’s mates for gobbies down by Lesmurdie Falls. Modern fashion angers him,…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “Adam Goodes is a Flog”

Belle July 28, 2015 Bogansports

Macka’s irrational hate for Adam Goodes reached a surreal climax on the weekend when he was escorted from the stadium following a racial slur. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Golden Triangle

Belle July 24, 2015 Finance

William allows the silver spoon of entitlement to penetrate his privileged kwon and knows that the harder he grinds on the generational-elitism, the bigger the…

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Travellers

Mr Bali Ash Cloud

Belle July 14, 2015 BoganDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentPartyTravel

Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…

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Health & Medicine WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Dry July

Belle June 30, 2015 Drugs & AlcoholInstagramMillennialSlacktivistSocial Media

As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr CEO Sleepout

Belle June 21, 2015 FinanceMoneySlacktivist

Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…

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  • Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market
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  • Mariah Carey inconsolable after learning she can’t party at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow again
  • The Bureau of Meteorology reveal new website is payback for public still calling them BoM
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