The Perth Irishman
Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…
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Ms Perth Boat Hoe
In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…
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Mr Perth DJ
Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…
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Mr Bali Bongo Drums
Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…
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Mr Canadian Ski Season
Tobz would like people to think he is travelling to Canada as a professional extreme athlete. Which would be true if Red Bull paid Aussies…
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The Perth New Zealander
Seems Murray couldn’t handle the jandal of Auckland life and set his sights on sunny Perth. He was lured to Perth by stories of mean…
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