New Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming Efficiency
Australian consumers could soon be wearing a Galati-leg-hair-Gilet or a full body hair sleeping bag after a groundbreaking study has revealed that the spud king’s…
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How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs
G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…
English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries
“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…
Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it
Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…
Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being
A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…
WA Man Refuses Arrest Claiming He Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda
Last night, the WA Police attempted to arrest a Belmont man in connection to a room out the back of his house where he was…