“Locals Only” – Kid Who Moved To Dunsbourgh 2 Years Ago Defends His Beach
Only 2 years ago, Kai (real name Kyle) was the exact type of blow-in kook scum that he now vows to harass out of his…
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Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…
Perth Tradie Not About to Let Neighbourhood Forget How Early He Gets Up In The Morning
Society may seek to regulate the use of power tools in the morning but they can’t regulate the loudest tool on the block – Taylor…
Ex Self Serve Checkout Bandit Comes Out Of Retirement To Find Game Has Changed
Through his university and young adult years, Jason earned a reputation on the mean aisles of big chain supermarkets as one of the most prolific…
REPORT: Wired coworker about one more coffee away from a full existential crisis
A Perth CBD firm is monitoring the well-being of coworker Tim carefully in the wake of an excessively caffeinated morning. The first red flag was…
Rumbling in Perth Sharehouse: Kiwi Bloke’s NRL Night Ends with a 5.6 Magnitude Hangover
A Baldivis sharehouse thought they were woken up by a Perthquake this morning. Alas, it was only their Kiwi housemate’s ill effects from a big…