Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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“Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
What your favourite houseplant says about you
Monstera – you like to take credit for the natural beauty and talent of others. Yes, that monstera looks shit-hot but you really didn’t have much…
Man not cut out to be a cop invests in a dash cam instead
Local Perth man Keith attempted to join the police force as a younger man but was confronted with the realisation that he wasn’t cop material.…
Oppenheimer director reveals he originally wanted to make a movie about the state of WA footy in 2023 but feared audiences couldn’t handle a disaster on that scale
Christopher Nolan has given a candid interview where he admitted that the Manhattan Project was not his original vision for a movie of untold disaster,…
WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…