Man Complains There’s Too Much Footy Interrupting His Weekend Gambling Ads
A WA man has lodged formal complaints with several broadcasters stating that he finds it “distracting” to focus on ruining his life with all this…
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BREAKING: Clarko runs a red in the team bus, police rule it not deliberate
Alastair Clarkson has caught another lucky break this evening after enthusiastically transporting his winning team to their hotel in the team bus. Witnesses claim he…
Aussie Tourists Livid After Bali Authorities Ask Them to Show Some Basic Human Decency
Balinese authorities have created quite a stir in the Aussie tourist scene after starting a campaign aimed at stopping them from acting like a pack…
WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East
“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…
SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
Ginger English Bloke Mobbed In Butler After Being Mistaken For Ed Sheeran
A NOR ranga is recovering at home this afternoon after a mob of frenzied teens lost control in Butler after mistaking the man for pop…