New Dad Realises The Hardest He’s Partied In 5 Years Was At The Wiggles Concert
Newly minted dad, Dan, was woken up to a harsh existential crisis as he reflected on the fact he’d sunk more froffs, danced harder and…
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Top 10 Ways Albo Is Trying To Win Over WA Voters
It’s that wonderful time of the triennial where Federal Pollies stop seeing WA as their piggy bank and attempt to win over our hearts and…
BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise
The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…
The Private School Dad
Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess of…
Mr AFL Fantasy Footy
Aaron knows all too well that you don’t take out last year’s fantasy league award without making a few enemies along the way. After all,…
WA Police Release Map Of Backfiring Car Locations To Ease Community Concerns
WA Police have sought to ease community concerns by releasing a map showing the density of reports of “someone busting caps” that turns out to…