BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise
The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…
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The Private School Dad
Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess of…
Mr AFL Fantasy Footy
Aaron knows all too well that you don’t take out last year’s fantasy league award without making a few enemies along the way. After all,…
WA Police Release Map Of Backfiring Car Locations To Ease Community Concerns
WA Police have sought to ease community concerns by releasing a map showing the density of reports of “someone busting caps” that turns out to…
IN FOCUS: The Festering Resentment Caused By Work Footy Tipping
Like so many other “workplace bonding” exercises, footy tipping is meant to bring everyone together. Thankfully, human nature steps in and destroys any chance of…
Clive Palmer Claims Responsibility For Queensland Act of Aggression in Westralian Waters
In extraordinary scenes, serial pest Clive Palmer has attempted to claim responsibility for dressing beloved Eliza up in Gold Coast Sun’s gear last night to…