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Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

Mr. “I Hate EVs”

April 7, 2024

Brolyn wakes up harder than a headshot on Oddjob during a heated session of Goldeneye. He has been dreaming of diesel soot again and deals…

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Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…

REPORT: Long lunch attendee well on his way to getting fully Barnaby’d

February 16, 2024

A corporate pisswreck and long lunch bandit has made some serious headway this afternoon to getting himself fully Barnaby’d by the late arvo. Arriving at…

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