Perth Pub now requiring customers to download an App to use the toilets
A Perth pub has made the novel step of requiring all customers to download an app called Shitr to access their toilets. The initiative comes…
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8 hot tips to have a perfect day in Hami Hill
Whether you’re a young family, a hippie that’s been priced out of South Freo or a trolley pole wielding criminal, Hami Hill has something for…
Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour
A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…
What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you
East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…
Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life
Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…
What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week
* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…