Flagmantle bandwagoner relieved he forgot to take the tag off his fresh merch
It was a tough night for Flagmantle diehards but old mate Bailey could at least sleep tight in the knowledge he can get a full…
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“Metamucil’s 11” – grey nomads plan one more big toilet paper heist before heading home to Perth
It was a day like any other for a regional caravan park in WA’s far north. After dealing with a lengthy complaint from a family…
Local wizard still casting spells after overindulging in “magic potion” at Balingup Medieval Carnivale
FungEye The Sorcerer, or Todd as he’s known claims he’s still casting level 9 spells after foolishly thinking he needed to recharge his mana after…
Flagmantle fan’s plea: “tickets to a home final has been my dream ever since I started supporting them in round 11”
A passionate disciple of the church of Flagmantle has penned a heartfelt post on social media saying he’ll do just about anything for a ticket…
Ms F45
True to any modern fitness craze, the only way to achieve personal benefit is to spray your fad all over the toilet seat of humanity…
ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth
ScoMo has recently been spotted praying in Margaret Court’s church. It was originally reported that this was part of an opening ceremony. However, evidence has…