Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird
Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
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What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off
Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…
Flagmantle fans launch class action against AFL for nonrefundable deposit on September bus
Furious Flagmantle fans have commenced legal action against the AFL after a series of erroneous calls cost them a win against Carlton on the weekend.…
Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo
Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…
Visiting doctor selflessly takes time out of Perth trip to help understaffed health system
World renowned physician, Dr Johnny Sins, has selflessly swooped in to attend to patients at several of Perth’s hospitals which have been under the pump…