Mitchell Johnson drops everything to join the search for David Warner’s baggy green
As soon as Mitchell Johnson heard that his good mate Davey Warner’s baggy green had gone missing he was up faster than a boomer’s hand…
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FIFOs Threaten To Bring Industry To A Grinding Halt Over Vape Ban
As of a stroke past midnight this morning, non-prescription vapes containing nicotine are now banned in Australia. This naturally has pissed off the FIFO community…
Man Who Has Never Enjoyed New Year’s Eve Getting Amped For Another Shocker Tonight
Brayden can hardly contain his excitement as he mentally wills time to move faster so he can enjoy another disaster of a New Year’s Eve…
South Perth Blow-In Really Thought the Ferry Was Going To Be His Salvation
A man who moved to South Perth 2 years ago has been left with a bad taste in his mouth after claiming he was sold…
BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the Freeway
An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…
Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is
A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…