Perth Man With Rent Inspection Today Has “Urgent Favour” to Ask
Residents of High Wycombe were shocked but not particularly surprised to see local man, Jaryn, aimlessly driving around the neighbourhood with a mature ganja plant…
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Bali Calls In Urgent Reinforcements After Learning BHP Owes $430 Million In Backpay To Workers
It’s battle stations in Bali as the news of BHP owing over 30,000 workers a total of $430 Million buckeroos created an atmosphere of pure…
RBA Governor’s Advice Inspires Cottesloe Man to Move Into Spare Wing Of Folk’s Mansion to Save for 3rd Airbnb Property
Silverspooner and all round affluent easy-rider, William, has heeded the RBA Governor’s advice to battlers this week and decided to move back into the spare…
Clive Palmer Commences High Court Action To Become Member For Rockingham, Premier
Sources tell The Times that mining magnate Clive Palmer is patting himself on the back this week as he claimed credit for wearing Mark McGowan…
Kochie Shocks Nation By Appearing In Social Media Posts That Aren’t Crypto Scams
Kochie has shocked the nation by appearing in legitimate social media posts announcing his retirement from Sunrise this morning. Previously, the only time anyone has…
BREAKING: Satan repents after being faced with an eternity of live Rolf Harris songs
The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…