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Proud Rockingham Englishman Devastated At Butler Assumption

Belle April 27, 2023 SORWA Culture

Barry, an ex-pat that calls Rocko home, was left shattered this morning after a new work colleague unfairly stereotyped him after hearing his accent. It…

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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification

Belle March 18, 2023 SORWA Culture

SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…

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SOR’s first pub car park shadow boxing tournament an uncontested hit 

Belle November 3, 2022 SOR

Organisers of the first SOR Pub Car Park Shadow Boxing tournament have declared the event an “uncontested hit” after 10 of SOR’s fiercest closing time…

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SOR Tough Guy Denied Entry To Pub Biff For Failing To Wear Red Jordans

Belle April 19, 2022 SOR

“He simply didn’t meet the dress code”, was the official line from the participants of the smash on Tuesday afternoon. Adding, “we have standards for a…

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SOR Man Moves To Mount Lawley And Starts Pronouncing His “Rs”, No One’s Buying It

Belle March 1, 2022 SOR

Canning Vale born & bred man, Reece, has made a desperate and unconvincing attempt to rebrand his image after moving to Mount Lawley and pronouncing…

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