The footy world is in shock after an unprecedented call from President Trump to the AFL asking them to review the Dockers’ loss against GWS on the weekend and to restore their winning streak.
Naturally, the AFL was unable to resist the Shart-lord’s influence and made the call that Fremantle now have the 4 points and their winning streak stands at 15 on the boot.
Taking to his weird redneck social media platform, Trump stated,
“Thank you to the AFL for doing what was right, and reversing a great injustice!
It’s highly unconventional and many are questioning whether a President should be exerting blatant influence over a sporting competition to produce a favourable outcome for his own team.
However, Trump said, as the President of Peace, he was committed to writing all wrongs in the world, adding,
“You get this guy, what’s his name, ‘The Package’? Very inconsistent. Everybody says it. They say, ‘Jake Stringer, nice guy, but he’s inconsistent.’ Then he has one good game and suddenly Fremantle loses? Tremendous unfairness. A beautiful winning streak, one of the greatest we’ve seen, completely destroyed. I called the AFL. They agreed with me. They fixed it.”
Well, that’s that then. Fremantle are officially on an absolute heater still.
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