Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.
When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game against West Coast they accidentally caught the train in the wrong direction.
Instead of heading towards Perth they found themselves in High Wycombe and the suburb soon swallowed them up.
A search party was sent out this morning in a desperate bid to find the team, with an official source telling The Times,
“It could be too late, the clearly startled Collingwood players would’ve seen the mob approaching them and thought it was their own fanbase. Lulled into a false sense of security and then bam, they got Wyccy’ed”
Experts say that while rescue is still possible, there is a high chance some may have accepted their new life in the foothills.
Unconfirmed reports state that Nick Daicos was tempted into the burnout life and performed his first single pegger on the Zig Zags to fuck off the hilldwellers.
With some luck they may retrieve enough of a team to play West Coast today but odds are slim.
4 points: The Eagles.
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