President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with vanity projects.
After chucking a massive tanty on his weird social media platform, Trump ordered Airforce 1 to take him to Perth so he could explore the option of a floating ballroom cube.
After landing, Trump went directly to Elizabeth Quary to gaze upon the nautical perfection that is the Crystal Swan. A witness told The Times,
“He shat himself in excitement, he said yep that’s the one, before a thick slurry of human shit turned the Swan River brown”
In a statement provided to The Times, Trump said,
“We’re building a floating ballroom cube, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. It’s going to be incredible, it floats perfectly, beautiful water, very clean water, by the way. It’s a cube, very strong, very powerful, and inside it’s all ballroom, gold, chandeliers, the best music, the best people. They tried to stop us, the Supreme Court, very unfair, but we said fine, we’ll go even bigger. And now people are saying it’s genius, they’re calling it the greatest floating party concept ever created.”
Construction on the floating ballroom party cube will begin post haste.
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